Someday back one of my office friends did send out a mail on the very attitude of we Indians glorifying entities of history more than what they deserve, and ornamenting them with a larger than life image. In the same way maligning few others to the core making them look no lesser than Amrish Puri of Mugambo fame.
An Evening With Aurangzeb!
Being An Indian
Few self formulated questions off late are making me think, if I am a real Indian. And as always I get the answer no. Why is that, I can't convince myself through a mirror as shown in Hindi movies, or through all those self formulated questions to believe in myself as a true Indian. I tried it just five minutes back and alas, I failed again. Guess I need to put myself on the judgement courtyard of some third party to answer or rather convince me on this.
Save The Tigers !
If Mahendra Sing Dhoni is to be taken seriously for once then only 1411 or so number of the said creature are roaming around India or rather in Indian Jungles, National Parks, Zoos, Cages of all those circuses that we have. Or the number is excluding the animals dancing around the fire balls on ring master's hunter noise, just to appease Tinku and Tinki who have paid Rs.15/- per head ticket for the last row?
Could there be a mistake on the part of all those chaps who took the pain in going around all those places which has got the remote possibility of having one of these beasts and keep on counting till they reach the 1411 magical mark? Like any other government funded project there is every possibility that there could be a chance of basic mathematics going wrong, eventually ending with a far lesser number than we actually might be having. Thanks to the corruption and laziness everywhere. Finally there is one positive outcome from the corruption and laziness. The wild cat suddenly caught a lot of attention as the small number made many feel disturbed. Keeping aside the guys and their mathematics or the lack of it, if experts are to be consulted, then what ever may be the counting process and effort, we might not fetch more than 1700 wild cats at the maximum in India. Of course including all those appeasing Tinku and Tinki. Disturbing indeed.
Aman Ki Asha
Sahruk Khan in a TV interview did said that he is an Indian and like all true Indians he feels everybody is welcomed to visit our country, even if they are Pakistanis or otherwise. Yes Mr.Khan, nobody disputes your nationality, but the issue is much larger than few Pakistan cricketers playing in IPL or release of your forthcoming movie My Name Is Khan. I am no way saying what the Thackreys and various Senas are doing is correct, but frankly the issue is much larger than the Thackreys also.
Boozing Traffic
No sooner Ms. Nooriya Haweliwala rammed her car into a police patrol van, which was specifically positioned to keep a vigil on drunken driving, the Delhi attitude of, if anyone can do something good, we can always do better came to existence. In no time, to compete or to overtake Mumbai on drunken driving, one spoiled brat rammed his car with a vegetable vendor, who was cycling back to Azadpur Sabji mandi for his morning business. In both the cases the results were fatal, only the sorry part was the innocents who lost their lives while the culprits boozed their way to the police custody.
Ms. Haweliwala admitted of loosing control over the car because she has to lift her head up in a desperate attempt to take a sip from the beer can while driving over 100 Km/Hr. By the time she finished taking the sip, the car has already rammed into the patrolling van and to the poor motorcyclist who was strangely giving breath analyzing test. The end result: the poor chap relieved of his breath while giving the breath test and the police SI who was taking the test was later relieved of his breath in the hospital.
If this was not enough, on the same day an air hostess rammed her car in Kolkatta while driving with the influence of alcohol. Thankfully there were no causalities but the lady is heard to be struggling with her life in a private nursing home.
Even if the cops might be knowing their exact location and their owner's name and PAN card no even, they won't voluntarily disclose the details, which would turn few revolving eyes towards them. Banning of alcohol completely would be one option though the idea might not go too well down all those who make a fat wallet out of it. How about formulating a law banning boozing in public places and naming all those pubs, hotels, bars, roadside dhabas, illegal liquor marts as public places, suggested one. Naa.. Not possible, as we would loose quite a hefty amount that we take as gift while sanctioning licences to all those places, replied a babu. So we are back to the same bottle again. The only option left, is to keep on continuing using the breath analyzer kit to see the jaw strength of individual patrons. Please spare me from this exercise voiced the Pappu Kangi look-alike Havildar. If it was not for my once in every half an hour peeing habit, I would have easily been the third casualty in the hands of Ms.Haweliwala.
Thank god I got the urge to relieve myself at the nick of time. Pappu Kangi looked genuinely grateful, both to God and his peeing habit. How about educating students from early days in colleges about the repercussions of drunken driving? What rubbish. Uttered the Babu in chief. How can we teach guys about drinking when we are not even allowed to show some one drinking in Televisions. This would be grossly against Indian spirit. Last thing I want in the pursuit of curbing down drunken driving is to annoy few folks back their in our Information Broadcasting ministry.
Amchi Mumbai
I need to consult my wife on whether we should continue keeping our maid, as she is not a Marathi by birth. Because the last thing I want is a vault of anger from the Thackreys or the Chauhans for outsourcing the job out of Maharastra and depriving the Marathi manoos of prospective jobs. Till we come to any definitive conclusion on keeping the maid on our pay role, I have advised the maid not to utter the exact geographical part of India to which she belongs, as a precautionary measure.
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