Americai Narayanan:- This guy is a genius. For the first time in the history of BC’s loathsome list, this chap made the cut by virtue of a single public appearance. While other louts took years of consistent loathsomeness to make it to this list, this gentleman achieved the unachievable in matter of just one masterstroke. The quickest entrant to the list previously was Somnath Bharti but he also took at least three public jingoisms to crack in. The entry of this mega star happened to the fortune of the nation during the Maharashtra & Haryana polling day telecast on Times-Now. Like the proverb – “The best is saved for the last”, the performer par excellence got introduced to the nation in the last debate of the day. And ‘Hell Yeah’, didn’t he make the wait worth of its every nanosecond? While answering Arnav’s fireworks this new found ‘jokes.com’ did what no other Congress spokesperson ever did or would ever dare to do – If you ask me, if there were corruption during UPA rule; Hell yeah, there were but not to the tune they are projected in media; he answered. Wow!! What a revelation. Someone in the panel correctly molded it to a perfect metaphor and compared the same as saying – I am not fully pregnant but slightly pregnant. But I don’t blame him entirely. That is the reason why I have kept him at the least loathsome level. In all probability, it could be his inexperience of how Congress spokies routinely handle the dishonesty of their leaders that lead to this man’s laugh riot moment. Or maybe, someone like Rahul Gandhi at the top can only produce such jokers below the hierarchy. In whichever way, Americai Narayanan achieved his Nirvana of Somnath Bharti moment by just one appearance before us. God save us all if Congress party decides to let lose this cannon on us in future. Need to know if there is an insurance cover available from the catastrophe called Americai Narayanan or not. By the way – Don’t go by his oozing American ascent as the root cause of his name since Americai doesn’t mean he parachuted in India from America to grace all of us with his flamboyance but because it means ‘Humble & Honest’ in Tamil.
Arvind kejriwal:- Krantikari, Bahot Krantikari. It just that the gladiator shifted his Kranti from Delhi to Banaras, only to return back with a blackened face. When I was preparing the list, I kept this phenomenon at the top of it without thinking twice. Such are his loathsomeness. Today he stands against corruption while tomorrow he shifts his goal to curb the communal forces while on third day even his own mother doesn’t know what he stands for any more. He kicked the mandate that people of Delhi gave him and ran away from his responsibilities to pursue his dream of becoming the PM of the country. Out of all the places, the clown-shri chooses to fight against Modi from Banaras. But voters turned out smarter. He not only lost it badly in Banaras but also his wretched party drew blank in Delhi. Poor Yogendra Yadav did all possible internal surveys to show how both AAP and Kejriwal winning it big, only to eat crow by the afternoon of May 16th. Now that the drama has unfolded to its full glory, the topper of the loathsome list came back pleading the same Delhi voters to give him another chance to ruin the state further. But before that, to remain true to his nonsense making capabilities, the great Kejriwal cried foul on everything around Delhi, including, only known to him knowledge of BJP’s big plan of dismantling Delhi assembly altogether. But Kejriwal knows everything, including which brand of innerwear we all wearing on any particular day. So we have to believe what this pious soul says on face value. If we disagree, we ought to be either Ambani or Adani agents. By the way, he is a super secular as well. That is perhaps why he cajoles all the anti-nationals including the legend that vowed to behead Barack Obama if given a chance.