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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Let’s Not Blame The Cops Always


Our media is in a bad habit of picking stories and make a demon out of it where others don’t see any. The latest saga of the so called police atrocity where a cop was caught slapping a young girl inside a police station is one such thread which our media went gaga whole through yesterday. I have no qualms if our media wants to showcase this slap as an act of police brutality by either not going through the sequence of events or intentionally keeping the truth out of reach of the public to gain cheap TRP. But that said, as a viewer or even as a mature citizen of this nation, I need to go through the sequence of events before that slap finally landed, so as to decide if I am required to outrage alongside the Arnav Goswamis of the world and lambast our law and order enforcing agencies.


It is never a doubt that our police force is badly in need of some immediate reform. Reform in everything, starting with their general behavior towards the public and ending with the very manner they go about doing their job. No two ways about it that, there is a need of paradigm shift in whole modus operandi of our police force where one would see our forces become more accountable to the public than what they are now. But does that mean we lampoon our police for every damn thing and term each action of theirs as an act of atrocity? Not sure about others but I certainly don’t entertain the idea of getting judgmental on anything on the basis of a 15 seconds video clip, without knowing the other side of the story.

Now here is the thing. The girl who was seen getting slapped on a video is not a holy cow. For me, the slap is well deserved one and wish the same had landed on her cheeks long back. I know the feminist and the hoard of self-righteous moral brigade would be fuming with this very line of mine but what’s the take? Without knowing the reason of the slap it shouldn’t be anyway taken on the face value as part of a standard fashion statement to sendup the police, as many of our current generation know-all idiots love to do.

It is a fact that the girl was drinking inside a car along with her presumed boyfriend in the mid of the night at a residential area. Isn’t the very act is against the law? Didn’t she break quite a handful of our IPC and CrPc with her drinking spree? What we expect our police to do with people who break the law? Certainly not ornament them with garlands and sweets but to take stringent of actions. The girl and her alleged boyfriend not only did the mischievous act of drinking in a public place but were rude to one and all who objected to their nefarious act. In a residential area where people expect sanctity, both for the peace of mind and their kids so that they don’t pick the wrong example, how insane it was for someone to drink in open is anybody’s guess. If the drinking in open wasn’t enough, the girl was so intoxicated with the grog that she abused and hurled unparliamentarily adjectives to those who objected to such felony. No one was spared from the ire of this moronic girl since she felt it is well within her rights to drink in public without being objected. She was so overjoyed with her accomplishment that she went ahead and slapped a techie who asked her to move her ass out of the premises, rather than creating an unnecessary scene.

For all those who go by the word feminism; how appropriate was it on the part of the girl to abuse and manhandle sober people if you feel what the cop did to her was outright wrong? Even the treatment that was meted out to the girl inside the police station has a backdrop to it. When the irate residents of the locality finally called the police to take this public nuisance out of there, the girl was still at her intoxicating best. A simple enquiry of her whereabouts and resident’s address by the cop infuriated the girl so much that she even didn’t spared the cops from her filthy mouthing. She started her abuse from where she left before she was picked up by the police and continued abusing the entire lot (including few civilians of the locality where she was drinking) present at the outpost. Now what the cops are supposed to do when a girl who barely crossed her teens is seen abusing each and every one who comes in her way? As I said earlier, she deserved the slap and that too a tight one for all that she managed to accomplish that night.

If the feminist feel that was wrong on the part of the cop to slap the girl, they must also explain how rightful it is to abuse and manhandle innocents in an inebriated condition. Had there been a boy in place of the girl, would these moral brigades shout so much? And please stop this ‘roughing up a student’ nonsense. A student is a state of life, not just getting enrolled in some bloody educational institution. If one has to take shelter of this student umbrella, he/she equally has to showcase the attributes of a student first. And certainly the definition of a student doesn’t entertain the patron drinking in public and then going on an abusing spree. This act is associated with rowdies of the street, not students. And rowdies need to be dealt in a manner exactly the way the cops dealt with this pathetic girl. Had the cops didn't acted the way they acted it would have been gross injustice to the law itself. Wish there could have been couple more, not just one.

And please, stop this freedom to women nonsense. If freedom means you become a public nuisance and go on abusing people then I really wish we abolish this word ‘freedom’ from our dictionaries. Freedom comes with a huge responsibility and certainly drinking in a residential area and then abusing people in no way could be termed as a responsible act. Had the girl’s parents taken their spoilt brat in tough terms earlier and landed few tight ones in the confinement of their home, she wouldn’t have become such an embarrassment for them and the society at large and for sure wouldn’t have been clicked getting slapped inside a police station.

Freedom for rowdy and morally bankrupt moronic women? My ass!!

Monday, May 13, 2013

Parliament – Where Congress Plays Its Dirty Tricks


I have said this close to zillion times. The theory that this UPA government follows to the hilt to cover their corruption acts is playing gimmicks. Every time they find their necks getting tightened by yet another of their act of corruption, they either try to blame the 6 years rule of BJP as the catalyst for the mess or ask their ever so vigilant dirty tricks department to play another of their regular gimmicks to fool the nation. In most of the cases they in fact employ both the mentioned tricks to get away or try to get away from the thick of the things. Most of the times they fail miserably but failures seldom deter the clowns from repeating the same gimmicks again. Isn’t it?


The latest unholy saga involving Pawan Bansal and Ashwani Kumar has got all the trademark nonsense of Congress all over it. When both these gentlemen blow themselves up, one in the act of corruption where his own nephew was found acting as the pimp for him while the other tried his best to save the priminister from some imminent shame by deleting his name from a confidential report on the pretext of some bizarre grammar correction; all that we saw as part of a standard reaction of Congress is similar to what we have seen in earlier scams. First they denied any such infringement as claimed by the opposition. Then come the acceptance with a standard twist. None of the ministers, as per them found involved in any kind of misdoing. The act and actions of the nephew and the chap who agreed to pay a staggering 10 crores for a plump post, in case of Bansal were blamed instead since Bansal was found too honest a holy cow to get his hands dirty. Ditto was the case with Kumar. He again, as per the Congress, did what he did with all good intentions since as the law minister he was flabbergasted seeing the low quality English that was scribed as part of the official reports of CBI. While the opposition was hell-bent in demanding the resignation of this crooked duo, as per the so called sources of our media houses, the priminister was himself against the resignation of both the ministers.

But I see a trick here from the dirty tricks department. Don’t believe me? Then try answering why Bansal and Kumar were asked to resign right after the session was over when they very well could have done the same earlier and let the house function normaly.

Anyway, coming back to the topic. The so called oblivious attitude of our PM and his complete disinterest in acting against these two morons is the direct fallout of their nefarious intent to drag the attention somewhere else. The parliament session was just about to start when these two rascals were caught with their pants down and it was expected of the opposition to take the battle to the well of the house. And that is what precisely happened since BJP remained adamant with their demand of expulsion of these two ministers which resulted in repeated calling off of both the houses. Intentionally the Congress tried to brazen out the opposition's legitimate demands as that is what suited the Congress party looking at the nasty situation they were in. In an attempt to take the moral high ground by blaming BJP for stalling the parliament, the dirty tricks department of Congress intentionally kept the rascals in their ranks. Idea was not to remain strong during adversity but to go to the people with a sorry face and accusing BJP of subverting democracy by their repeated nuisance in the house. But didn’t the trick fall flat on its face? Subverting democracy? Seriously? When corrupt people are allowed to occupy chairs of responsible posts, a party seen shielding the very morons come up with their ‘democracy subversion’ antiques is as hilarious as a Laurel-Hardy episode. No?

Since the moral high ground drama didn’t find any buyers, the thugs asked their paid media houses to come to their rescue. Remember the bloody Cobrapost nonsense that was blown from nowhere during when both Bansal and Kumar were soiling their Dhotis on hourly basis? As a little info, the chap who now heads the Cobrapost team is an ex Tehlka sold out. And the kind of bed both Tehlka and Congress share is no secret for the nation to understand. So where the Cobrapost man puts his honesty and loyalty, when it comes to transparent journalism is anything but clear. Even though the content of the Cobrapost expose was worrisome, I doubt on the timing. I doubt more so when I see this Arvind Kejriwal chap around. He may play to the galleries and furnish his own gimmicks to show how he is dead against this UPA government but in reality, he is another of those opportunistic idiots who regularly share their beds with Congress party for self-gain. How I have termed this team Kejriwal as Congress-B and that too close to zillion times again.

But thankfully, for a change our media didn’t hopped like a Kangaroo from one issue to other as they are so infamously famous for. For a change, the Arnavs, the Rajdeeps of the world stick to the dented and tainted duo. So the Cobrapost drama bite the dust, as was the moral high ground nonsense earlier did. But could this stop the thugs to play another of their cards? Certainly not. From nowhere a nonsense called ‘Food Security Bill’ was brought in to the picture. Food security for the poor? I mean, when thousand tons of food grain is rotting in want of proper storage mechanism and a public distribution system as pathetic as the track record of Congress party, jokers of the party standing up and shedding gallons of crocodile tears for the poor who remained poor for generations because of the same party is sidesplitting. For me, when a government installs a corrupt and clueless idiot like Sharad Pawar as the agriculture minister, they are never or will never be be serious and concerned for the condition of the poor. As simple as that. This gimmick was nothing but another attempt at taking the moral high ground via the back door.

All that this party of thugs wanted to pass on to the nation is how unmindful BJP is for the poor and the hungry. I mean, how evil one can get for self-gain? Though the bill itself is debatable to say the least, the Congress party tried their best to take advantage of the poor. I have no qualms if the poor get to eat plate full every day. But does that mean, I have to sponsor 67% of our nation’s population through my hard-earned money? I am sure, the bill in its current form destined for rebuttal from all parties, which even the Congress thugs are aware of but the clowns tried their hands at fooling the nation again by projecting BJP as anti-poor. Hilarious again. Hilarious because, had the morons looked within for reasons on why still we have so many poor people in our country the entire Congress camp, along with their extended rotten families would have committed mass suicide long back.

Hope the nation is watching. Hope the nation is taking a bold note of all these filthy tricks. Time is coming to show our own indigenously manufactured tricks to this stinking drama company. Come 2014, we will show our tricks or two with our fingers on the EVM machines and throw this party of scoundrels and thugs to perennial dejection. Hope the tricks that we have learnt from this wicked lot would duly be paid back with interest in next general elections and let the morons have the taste of their own medicine.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

The Serious Business Of Grammar Correction


What are the responsibilities as the law minister of this country? Yes, you are precise; you are supposed to correct the grammar of each and every investigation report that CBI or any of the investigative agencies dig out. Bringing about new laws, formulating frameworks to clear up the piling pending cases in our courts, some kind of judicial reform or any of such frivolous stuff is childish of an act for the law minister to perform. A law minister shouldn’t worry at all about the painful slow nature of our courts because that is certainly not his lookout. All that his job warrants is some serious business of grammar correction and may be going a step ahead proactively to eliminate names and facts from the report so that his/her government doesn’t get entangled by the opposition.


Jokes apart, this is what Ashwani Kumar is doing since the days he was installed as the law minister of this country. It is just that his latest grammar correction spree saw the light of the day else in all probability this great English geek might very well have corrected the grammar of many more reports. The rampant clean chits issued to various corrupt Congress ministers in those many number of graft cases could be a direct fall out of Ashwani Kumar’s enormous English literary skills.

Honestly this is bizarre. A fact finding report where it details how the public money and national resource is siphoned off by a handful of thugs, goes through the table of someone who is party to the aforementioned crime, before reaching the desk of our honorable courts. This speaks volume of how rotten we have gone down with our governance and transparency. This is what the present day corrupt Congress government has done to the credibility of every public office. They have made holes into the repute of all those offices which were once touted as the epitome of honesty and transparency. Systematically to hide their own misdoing and loot, organization after organization were red eyed to tow their lines in coming up with fractured and misleading reports to fool the nation. Even after such systematics sabotage, just to make sure no derogatory line passed onto the public for an outcry to start, the UPA government has pathetic lieutenants like Ashwani Kumar posted to go through the reports line-by-line. How far this Congress government and the sycophants of this corrupt party can stoop to could very well be the toughest thing to imagine. Just when you think, you have seen the worst in terms of governance and honesty, someone from the Congress would come up with yet another of the spectacle, thereby raising the bar of dishonesty to an all-new low.

More than the nefarious act of Ashwani Kumar, it is the manner in which this blot on our democracy which we all know by the name Congress reacted to this news is flabbergasting. When it was dishonesty of some first grade and a shame on our constitution, the shameless of Congress were ready with their bizarre explanations. First it was the mild denial that a holy cow like Aswani Kumar could possibly never have done anything silly. When it all looked fishy, the same shameless lot came up with yet another of their bizarre spectacle. According to them Ashwani Kumar was just making sure that a grammatically incorrect report shouldn’t land at our court’s doorstep. How nice of Ashwani Kumar to think of such high standard for the English that our investigative agencies scribe in their reports. No?

Here is the thing. Does Ashwani Kumar have any business of going through the confidential reports, which are of judicial nature; even if the intent was to correct the grammar? Is he allowed to go through the pages which otherwise are sealed and supposed to be opened before the honorable judges? The act of Ashwani Kumar looks more inexplicable when our apex court was critical of the kind of investigation that was going around getting the truth in CoalGate. No wonder our apex court didn’t take the adventures of this grammar Nazi too lightly. If at all one cares to read through the observations of Supreme Court on this, it is much more than a rap on the knuckles. It was a direct accusation on Ashwani Kumar on how he tried his wicked best to manhandle the truth in striking out phrases where the PMO along with its boss was blamed squarely for the mess. Even the second affidavit filed by CBI nails the lies of Ashwani Kumar and the whole congress party.

But you know what? When rest of us believes the act of Ashwani Kumar is nothing short of criminal conspiracy against the nation, the morons in Congress trying to brush this under the carpet by terming it as an act of impropriety. Only impropriety? Seriously? Since when the act of shielding highway robbers and dessert thugs, is an act of mere impropriety? Since when obstructing the truth to come out is an act of impropriety? Since when a moron who conspires against an entire nation for self-gain is termed as a rude person? Since when a party with each of its constituents being corrupt to the core is allowed to sawed away their act of looting by terming it as pure impropriety on the part of few?

I am struggling to decide, if I should laugh or cry, looking at the situation we have landed up. A moron who intentionally tries to defend his incompetent boss by modifying confidential reports is the law minister himself. How funny and sad at the same time when we see a thug himself is made the custodian of law. If that is not enough, the crooked party, rather sacking such rotten entities from responsible posts is actually justifying the missing integrity with the moron. To justify that what they end up doing? Yes, ask the attorney general to stand before our apex court and tell blatant lies without even blinking the eyelids.

This is perhaps equivalent to the idiom – ‘Country going to the dogs’.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Karnataka Handed Over In A Platter


Our media is in a real bad habit of coming up with so called exit polls after each election voting is over. In a race to show, who understands the nuances of Indian democracy better, these media houses start airing their exit polls immediately after the polling booths are closed for the day. There in fact are people like Yogendra Yadav who have made a fortune in coming up with skewed numbers after each and every poll. No denying that the numbers these political Gurus come up with doesn’t vary much from the reality of the counting day, still the manner in which our media houses show up their understanding of our politics looks little bizarre.


Well as of me, I don’t believe much on these exit polls. A group of clueless idiots going ahead asking few thousand of the potential voters of their choice and furnishing numbers doesn’t anyway reflect the true psyche of the entire voting lot. Fancy names like CVoter or some nonsense to that effect might interest a large constituents to remain glued to their television sets and listen to the blabbers of enlightened specimen like Yogendra Yadav but for me, the reality when the EVMs finally gets unlocked might throw a surprise or two. Same can be said about the latest exit polls of recently concluded Karnataka elections. Same people; exactly the same kind of discussions with unsubstantiated numbers flashing on the screen with different color schemes; same TuTu-MainMain between a Congress and a BJP representative either rubbishing or vindicating the outcome of the exit polls, depending on which side of the expected result they are in; it was some kind of action replay of earlier exit polls went whole through yesterday evening. To say the least, it was annoying.

That said I have a mixed feeling on these latest exit polls. Being a staunch BJP supporter while the horrid numbers for the party was disappointing, at the same time I was happy with our democracy. I was happy because; from the core of my heart I was delighted to see the people of Karnataka doing justice to the five year long mis-governance and corruption activities of the ruling BJP. The exit polls gave me a glimmer of hope that our voters no more remain the oblivious, sold for a bottle of liquor types anymore. They now certainly are judging the candidates and the party, purely on the basis of governance, honesty and delivery. If these are early symptoms of what we can expect during 2014 general elections, then I am sure how precarious the condition of Congress would be post May 2014. I was happy that people are now serious about their own wellbeing by coming out of their cocooned mindset of worshiping absolute nutcases on the basis of history and family names. I was happy that people in true sense are expecting their representatives to be more truthful and accountable to their jobs. The moment the sorry figure for BJP started flooding in to my TV screen, I immediately tweeted my joy, not as a BJP supporter but as a strong believer in our democracy.

Now if the exit poll turnouts to be a horror flick for BJP on 8th May, there has to be something which must be blamed. There has to be some fact finding that must go within and outside BJP purview to nail the faults and going about admitting it in public with a sincere promise of them not getting repeated again. Someone from the top layer of BJP must admit the mistakes and apologize to the people of Karnataka for betraying them after getting a good mandate in 2008. But is BJP game for it? Are the jokers from Karnataka BJP cell openly admit their hara-kiri and beg forgiveness from the people?

From Reddy brothers to Yeddyurappa, the party made blunders after blunders to land up at such a receiving end of the public wrath. In a highly educated state like Karnataka, it was a great mistake on the part of BJP and its top brass to cover up seasoned crooks like Reddy brothers. Honestly, I was never expecting such a stealthy stand from Sushma Swaraj. It is no secret; it is only because of Mrs. Swaraj that the Reddy brothers got such long ropes to play with national resources. Had there been no hands of blessing of Mrs. Swaraj, the brother duo would have been behind bars much, much earlier than they finally did. That was the first big mistake of BJP in their 5 year tenure. A party which was seen cornering the crook Congress on various corruption allegations at center was readily sheltering notorious morons like the Reddy brothers. People certainly didn’t take it very well. As captain Sparrow of the ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ fame said – ‘Good people have so much to lose but bad people got nothing in comparison’. People never expected honesty from Congress hence rampant act of looting by their party men never come as a surprise for the people of India. I mean, that is what Congress is doing for last 60 odd years. Looting the nation, that is. But in reverse, a party like BJP which claims itself as a party with some difference with untainted stalwarts like Atal Bihari Vajpaye once leading the lot; an act of corruption emanating from their didn’t go down well with a lot of people.

Second reason that I see is the handling of Yeddyurappa. When the need of the hour for BJP was to act swiftly against corrupt Reddy brothers, they conveniently sat over it but at the same time, for reasons not conceivable to me, acted too quickly against Yeddi. Even till date nothing has been proved against Yeddi. Just to negate the bad name BJP has gained post Reddy-Bellari fiasco, no thought was put in before asking Yeddi to go. Yeddi going out and forming his own party was expected to hit the BJP’s fortune. Because the voters those were going to vote for Yeddi were never Congress voters. In the absence of Yeddi’s new party, those votes were destined to flow in to BJP’s boxes. The southern bastion of BJP which has the maximum Lingayats in the voters list was divided in the middle, post BJP-Yeddi split and that is what reflecting in the exit polls. I wish BJP hasn’t played into the hands of the opposition and sacked Yeddyurappa without any substantial reasons.

But can you really stop the morons of Congress from displaying their foolishness at the slightest opportunity? You certainly can’t. Look at this Sanjay Jha and his foolishness so vehemently written in those 140 characters. Of all the people, a Congressi is lecturing about honesty and sincerity. That is like Dawood Ebrahim advocating for peace. No? While the BJP is expected to lose a good 11% of their 2008 vote share, the corrupt Congress party is gaining nothing from it. It in a way shows, people are definitely disappointed with BJP but are not happy with Congress either. Whatever the mandate Congress going to get is purely because, there is a lack of alternative in the state. Even the clandenstine HD father-son duo could be more notorious than BJP-Congress put together. So the joy filled sycophancy of Sanjay Jha and many like him are a clear sign of foresight bankruptcy and if at all the mandate shows some kind of ‘beginning of the end’, it has to be that of Congress in next general election. As I said in the first paragraph, if the voters have turned intelligent, as I thought them to be, clowns like Jha would get no place to hide their rotten faces once 2014 general election results start pouring in.

All in all, it is not a win for Congress but a loss for BJP. Had BJP seen the writings on the wall, they wouldn’t have handed over their first southern state on a platter to their opponents. I am sure; the rear loving Congress stooges would shower all the credit to the college dropout heir apparent but in reality he has got no impact on the fortunes of Congress party in the state. It is just that the opponents badly lost the plot a good couple of years back and made the path of the notorious party to power a lot easier. Toadies may even hail Sonia Gandhi for the outcome but that is anyway far from being true, which all including the clowns of the party know very well. For me, none should take the credit for the expected victory of Congress in Karnataka, except the BJP itself and few of its top honchos, including Mrs. Sushma Swaraj. Hope the lessons learnt as far as BJP is concerned and that too in a very bitter way.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

The Day Sajjan Kumar Become A Holy Cow


Call this miscarriage of justice or benefit of doubt given to the scoundrel or plain political foul play, the latest court order acquitting Sajjan Kumar in 1984 Sikh riot case is something which has dented our faith in our judiciary. As unbelievable as it can get, the courts (that too lower) took close to thirty years to figure out how innocent Sajjan Kumar was all this while.


I pity, both on our judiciary, our investigative agencies and the thousands of Sikhs who suffered in the hands of the skunks like Sajjan Kumar. As if losing your dear ones weren’t a great pain itself, the hapless relatives were subjected to a long and tiring fight of 30 years for justice. And what they get at the end of this long fight? Absolutely nothing. A person whom they have seen instigating mobs to kill Sikhs in exchange of cash reward; a person against whom they have testified with abhorrence is set free by our courts. What they have seen in their own eyes or what they have suffered because of Sajjan Kumar hold no fortitude for our courts to look in and provide that much needed healing touch. I pity on our entire criminal justice system altogether.

Whom to blame for this sabotage of justice? I don’t blame our judiciary entirely, for they decide based upon whatever they are fed with as proof and certainly it is not the job of our courts to dig out truth from the rumbles. It is the job of our investigative agencies like CBI to take care of this most important cog of our justice system. Looking at the latest statement of CBI boss, the last thing we can expect from CBI is some investigation free from political interference. And it is no secret who or which political party stands as a beneficiary from the shoddy outcome of Sajjan Kumar’s trail. A government which could very well be the most corrupt of its kind since we gained independence; buried neck deep in scams and corruption activities could certainly be better off without answering uncomfortable questions about one of their own, had the court decision indicted Sajjan Kumar the wrong way. It could have been a triple whammy for the spokespersons of Congress party when they allready are clueless on how to manage the avalanches in the form of Sarabjit Singh and unauthorized Chinese incursion. To add to the self-infected woes, the recent reopening of Jagdish Taytler’s case on 1984 genocide hasn’t helped the nefarious interest of Congress party at all.

But what about the victims and their families? What about those who saw and testified Sajjan Kumar leading a mob and asking them to kill Sikhs with cash reward of Rs 1000/- per Sikh head? What about the statements like ‘Ek bhi Sardar nehin bachna chahiye’ enchanted by Sajjan Kumar while instigating the rowdy mob? How could the courts overlook such incriminating evidence against a person who no way deserves any kind of leniency? How the words of those who suffered and know precisely about their oppressor, could so easily be sidelined? I blame this on CBI and other investigative agencies, which also includes the Delhi police. Systematically these two institutions tried their best to weaken the case so that their political bosses in Congress could enjoy a continued stress free life. Looking at the number of times CBI tried to file closer reports on Sajjan Kumar and Jagdish Tytler’s case, it wonders me if CBI was pressed into service to unearth the truth and apprehend the bastards or find excuses to close the case.

Even the particular case where Sajjan Kumar was let off while five others were convicted sounds more like an organized mishandling of truth than justice. On the basis of the same witness, who testified against SK and the other five; while SK was termed a holy cow, the rest five were sentenced. How is that possible when the words of witnesses nails five people but fails to convince the court about a particular political idiot, for the same crime? It bewilders me to even imagine the semantics of our lower court’s modus operandi since they even choose to ignore the 2012 statement of CBI where it has accused Sajjan Kumar squarely for instigating a mob to butcher innocent Sikhs. How it is conveniently covered up when people not only have heard SK shouting ‘whoever kills the sons of the snakes would get reward from me’ but also have testified the same in the courts? Don’t our courts value the words of the oppressed but agrees to take sides of morons like Sajjan Kumar just because they are politically well connected?

What about the details of November 1 when Sajjan Kumar hold three consecutive rallies in as many hours and led a mob from Palam to Mangolpuri, all the while shouting ‘Kill the Sardars and Indira Gandhi is our mother and these people have killed her’? Why the courts choose to ignore the arguments of the CBI prosecutor where he has stamped the possible accomplishment of Sajjan Kumar in 84 riots? Why no steps were taken to set these Delhi police goons straight since they are also accused of keeping mum as the whole genocide was planned by the rogues of Congress party? What about even the chilling details of the manner in which senior Congress men were distributing Kerosene to the mob? Why a certain Brahmanand Gupta, president of the A-4 Block Congress and his role in distributing the inflammable never taken into consideration? How is this possible that none has given a serious thought about this rascal Gupta and his notorious role in supplying potential fatal armory to the irate crowd?

The entire thing looks shoddy. The more I study about 84 riots, the more I feel dejected about the nonexistence of justice in our country. A peace loving community was attacked, killed, their women raped, children orphaned and yet after 30 years we are setting free one moron after another from the accused list. Had there been lack of evidence, the verdict of the courts could have been taken as the outcome of fate but to surprise all, the rogues are been let lose after having incriminating evidence of them being more than just instigators. Disparaging sounds such an understatement here.

A party which sheds gallons of crocodile tears for the so called minorities conveniently forgot to note that Sikhs also belong to the same minority community. While they are head-over-heels in shouting for justice for the Gujarat riot victims, they are defending and covering up their own people who are accused of more serious minority atrocity. Hang Modi remains the motto of Congress while they go ahead honoring Rajiv Gandhi with Bharat Ratna for reacting with ‘when a big tree falls, earth shakes’, when asked about the Sikh genocide. And shame on Manmohan Singh for being a party to the interest of this grossly inept, corrupt and self-serving lot. He himself being a Sardar must introspect about his contribution to heal the wounds of his own brothers and sisters from his own community. If he can't or intentionall don't want to then what could be said about a person who can actively conspire to backstab his own people? Can we expect him to carry any notion in doing justice to the rest of the nation? Perhaps not. 

I am sorry to say this but I am beginning to hate being called an Indian. I hate to be part of a country where justice is as far from the oppressed as is sanity from our political class. And I am told we are the biggest and most vibrant democracy of the globe. Aren’t we? Flabbergasting!!

Monday, April 22, 2013

Open Letter To Digvijay Singh


Suggested By : Jai Gulabani (@JaiGulabani)

Dear Digvijay Singh,


See, I for a change took your complete and full name. This itself should come as a refreshing change for you. For some time, people have forgotten your real name as suitable adjectives have long replaced your loving appellation and I am sure you won’t be feeling very good about this. Forget the adjectives; even a name which synonyms with someone who has conqured the world, in reality is doing some first grade rear licking of a false dynasty. This itself is a shame to your name and your parents who have thought their son would concur the world someday. I bet the couple would be turning in their graves looking at their son and the amazing bootlicking capabilities thereof. Even the adjectives are quite a jolt to your astounding persona. Don’t they? I mean Diggy, Doggy, Raja Babu, Gutter mouth, Diggy the rear licker; heavens. This is so disparaging for a person who once was the chief minister of a state and that too as big as Madhya Pradesh.

While the world don’t really think much about you or your name without a Maa-Behen Gaali tucked therein, I for sure respect, if not you but your parents who must have given your name with pride and affection. And as it is, for your nonsense your parents shouldn’t be shamefaced at any cost. Hence your complete name to start with.

Coming back to the agenda of this mail. Are you a human? I mean, I thought it is only God who knows everything that’s happening on the face of the planet. But how wrong I was with my perception, I tell you. You come as a breath of fresh air and a human encyclopedia with knowledgebase so vast even to shame all the Nobel laureates put together till date and with all probability the laureates to come in next 200 years. The interesting part, as far as your know how is concerned is your accomplishment in knowing every secret to the last molecule, when it comes to some kind of controversy. I mean the controversies that could project BJP, all Hindu centric organizations or for that matter Narendra Modi in bad light. That’s quite interesting, let me assure you. How could of all the people Hemant Karkare thought of calling you and let know his fear? I mean, the threat calls that he was routinely getting from Sangh people since he was head-over-heels in unearthing the RSS link in Malegaon and Samjhota Express blasts. I was sure about you but never thought Mr. Karkare to be so dumb to confine in you with such volatile information. I can’t simply digest that he was not aware of your gutter mouth talents and how big a nuisance you are at large, to open up with such sensitive stuffs. It’s not your problem Singh Saheb; I feel pity on the maturity level of our late ATS chief for such hara-kiri. He could have gone down the street and could have picked up absolutely anyone, if he has that huge urge of letting know the threats to his life, but you?

Another aspect of your life that urges me to replace your name with the word ‘shameless’ is your unconditional tongue, hanging out with drools dripping, in search of some Gandhi family boots to lick at any given instance. Doesn’t matter if that pair of leathers are those of a person, half of your age with no brains. How shameful it is on the part of an ex CM who readily cleans the toilet bowls of Gandhi household as part of his daily itinerary. Is your life so cocooned with the shit of Gandhi dynasty and a certain Rahul Gandhi? I mean, given a chance you may well agree to be tied down by your neck and crawl alongside Rahul Baba wherever he goes. Won’t you? I don’t deny, except getting yourself tied by the neck with other end of the rope in the hands of some Gandhi family member (including Priyanka’s kids), you are pretty much doing the rest. That also includes barking unnecessarily for your masters but does that qualify one to be a so called political leader; even with respect to Congress standards? There is something called sycophancy but you are in fact much above this dreaded word which is an official syndrome with each member of the Congress party. What’s the take dear Diggy Raja when you delightfully lose your very own identity so that you get some first family posteriors on daily basis to lick? So flabbergasting, not only for an ex CM but also for a man at your age; let me tell you.

By the way, what your Baba is up to nowadays? Since the days the theatrical clown lost badly in the UP election, where you happened to be his advisor; he pretty much has gone underground. He even not had been seen off late hobnobbing with a dreaded specimen like you either. Though I appreciate him for taking my advice with sincerity, where I have warned him of dire consequences if he continues mingling with you any further, but still it looks awfully disoriented when you get the snub after such a long period of tireless service for the dynasty. I feel sorry for you Diggy, I really feel sorry for you. The world is such gratitude less place. No?

But did that stop you from Rahul arse worshiping? When the prince himself is chickening out by the mere mention of the word priminister, you just not were agreeing to let your guards down. Do you? Even though half of the Congressi lot have consoled themselves with the fact that running a nation is no job of a pizza delivery boy, you still continue with your trumpet of Rahul magnanimity and tell us what exactly the heir apparent wanted to convey when he chickened out. When even his own mother is not sure what to do now since the prince refused to wear the crown, you are there to throw at us a different perspective with your grammar-Nazi qualities. You dissect the utterances of your master with all possible past, future and future-continuous tenses to let all of us know, how the prince in fact was conveying his readiness for the top job; not his refusal as we all thought it to be. I salute your scale of absurdity where even straight words don’t gel with the wavelength of your minimal brain.

One more important thing Diggy Bhai. For you, all that happens against the rogues like SIMI or Indian Mujahideen is wrong and fabricated? In fact for you even what happened to a skunk called Osama Bin Laden was wrong. If that is not enough, in all likelihood you could very well have conferred Bharat-Ratna to Osamaji, given a chance. Ohh yes, when scoundrels who carry out terror attacks on our soil remain innocent for you, you find people like Baba Ramdev and Anna Hazare thugs and touts? How nonsensical.. Err.. Secular one can get from here? Perhaps going to the houses of the bastards who blew up few dozen in a recent blast and vouch for their innocence? No? Batla house was a fake encounter since few peace loving youth who mistakenly fired rocket launchers at Delhi police during the raid were killed? And as routine to your habit of knowing all the secret of the world, you are sure that Inspector Sharma wasn’t killed by those rabid ruffians in the house but by his own men. Guess, Mr. Sharma must have called you milliseconds before the bullet from his colleague’s gun hit him. No?

How I wish Diggy Raja, a whole monument like Taj Mahal is built on your memory. How I wish your spectacular brain is preserved somewhere for the future generations to come and pay their homage with pure and esthetic astonishment. Astonished because some modern day great would have done an Einstein (his utterances for Mahatma) on you by then and proclaimed – ‘The world would be surprised to know, such a man in blood and flesh ever walked on this planet’. And by the way, ignore people like this person who has replied to my Tweet and doing all the name calling. People like him are just jealous of your possible future and the accolades that you are destined to get worldwide.

Regards

Man with a Bamboo

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

A Rapscallion Called Shakeel Ahmed


Do you know an idiot going by the name Shakeel Ahmad? Even if you don’t, there is little to feel sorry about. The least one knows about such scalawags is better since reprobates like him are a big blot to our democracy, our nation and most probably the humanity at large. But unfortunately we have plenty of such scoundrels in our political spectrum.




Back to the topic. No sooner the news of a bomb going off in front of the BJP Bengaluru office started coming in, this sycophant, who in all probability having an IQ level as low as the bacteria that you flush down your toilet bowls every morning, tried to give it the filthiest political color of the recent times. And how I always thought Congress has only a certain Digvijay Singh at their disposal to do the evil political painting job on every damn thing that can be remotely politicized. According to this rascal, the bomb blast could end up helping BJP in the upcoming legislative elections. How irresponsible and idiotic one can get? And he is a so called leader, as per our standards. In a matter as serious as a terror strike on our soil, it holds no importance for this moron since all that he sees in it is politics and political gain. In a way he was suggesting the world, the possible angle of BJP itself perpetrating such a heinous act, in order to garner some edge for the upcoming elections. At times even the word ‘bastard’ seems way less sufficient to describe a persona and unfortunately this Shakeel Ahmad is one from that rare cult.

More than a dozen people, including two teenage girls and 8 police personnel getting injured in the process is not a concern for this moron. He cares least if the injured would survive this onslaught or not but was ready with his filth, even before the injured could be shifted to nearby hospitals for that much needed medical attention. How maniac and self-serving bastard one can be to stoop to such level of inhuman behavior where leeches even look sober in comparison; is beyond me. No wonder the social media burst into outrage after the rascal did what he and his party does best. That is to spread hatred among the different communities of the society and rule by dividing the concerned voices. Looking at the response that this buffoon got for his filthy tweet only shows how ridiculous his idea was to spew venom in the time of misery and how badly it has boomeranged at his own ass. And as always, the sinister party that this jackass belongs has distanced itself from the comment by terming it as a personal opinion.

This bloody business of spreading hatred has to stop. We can’t tolerate so many Congress scamps having such venomous personal opinions and audacious enough to spew it on regular interval. If the morons can’t check their tongues and end up dividing the society further, it has to be the responsibility of the Congress party to call the dog catching unit and pack these rabies infected mongrels to the place they belong. Just distancing themselves today and cajoling the next day won’t work and not acceptable as well. We as a nation are sick of such obnoxious personal opinions for quite some time and it is about the point where the cunning foxes disguised under the sheep skin must be dealt with utmost sincerity.

Not to blame this filthy Shakeel Ahmad alone, whole of Congress is like this. Highly communal, opportunistic rogues with the sole interest of looting the nation by either fooling the masses or dividing the masses. Every time there transpires any kind of untoward incident, at least one from the congregation of thugs would stand up and showcase his personal opinion and politicize the whole matter. Be it after 26/11 where another clown Digvijay Singh skirted a controversy when he talked about his personal discussion with Hemant Karkare, where he alleged to have confined on him about the possible threat from few Hindu centric organizations or the same rascal in companion with another scoundrel by the name Amar Singh after the Batla House encounter where they termed it as a false encounter; we always have one clown or the other readily positioned to sabotage the core concerns. As I said earlier, this bloody business of playing with national security for cheap votebank has to stop. Cultivating politics in matters of terrorism has to end and end at once. So when BJP raises the issue of Congress’s affinity in playing politics with every damn thing that is of national interest, it shouldn’t come as a surprise but a reality check, both for the party called Congress and it’s moronic constituents like Shakeel Ahmad.

That said, as far as expectations of BJP to have some kind of answer from Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi on the latest vomiting done by this Shakeel chap; well it is hoping against the hope. Because people who are serious of governance and genuinely wish the best for the nation would take such deplorable statements of Shakeel Ahmad seriously and work towards fixing the lousy bastard, but not reprehensible and self-serving figures like MMS or Sonia. For all that we know, they themselves might have positioned clowns like Ahmad to divide the society so that it gets easier for them to rule and keep on looting. Rather being a malaise, people like Shakeel Ahmad, Digvijay Singh could be trump cards for them. Or it may be an innocent mistake on the part of Shakeel Ahmad to spill the core secret of Congress party and the tricks they employ to gain edge before elections. 

I mean that is how Congress has managed to rule the nation since independence. The famous Chacha Nehru trick that the womanizer learnt from his British friends. Absolute Seculars these Congress clowns are. No?