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    Cow Could Be Funny Too

    This is the essay on "Cow" which was (supposedly) written by some student
    in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services Examination" :-)

    I bet you will enjoy this.

    DJ
    PS : There are no typos in this essay. Everything is legal and as it was
         written in the exam.If you develop cramps reading this or find your
         English gone haywire after reading this, please dont blame me :-)


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    KOLKATTA's Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at the
    recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian
    cow:

    "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is
    female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like
    God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.
    Two are forward and two are afterwards.

    "His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do?
    Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.
    Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

    "His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species.  Also his
    other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in
    hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
    after eating.  Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in
    the inside of the mouth.  He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

    "His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is
    got child.  This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons
    to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great
    velocity forwards.

    "He has got tails also, but not like similar animals.  It has hairs on the
    other end of the other side.  This is done to frighten away the flies which
    alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

    The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.  So the grasses head is not
    crushed.  At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts
    his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

    "This is the cow."

    P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.

    9 comments:

    1. candidate passed the exam really

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    2. Humorous but very old one. Read that in 2004.
      Also, I guess, an essay on "cow" is asked in high school exams not in civil services exam.

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    3. he must be coming under SC/ST/OBC quota then.

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    4. Boss this country is a mediocre country for mediocre people and of mediocre people. Merit migrates because merit has no opportunities here. U hv reservations even in postgraduate admission!!! Can u believe it

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    5. Country elecetd by useless for useless and to be useless

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    6. Above comments shows the arrogance of forward caste idiots. Do not forget current president belongs to your c....

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    7. Hillarious...
      Can't believe that the guy's English is so bad!
      That is really Sad though..!

      Anyway, Nice one DJ... How is B'lore? :)

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    8. very informative post indeed.. being enrolled in http://www.wiziq.com/courses/upsc-ias-civil-services-preparation, Online Video Coaching I was looking for such articles online to assist me.. and your post helped me a lot :)

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    9. @Anonymous,
      i appreciate your pity towards upssc exams..but...get some life..u guys blog for equality...crack jokes on sc/st/obc...
      india need humans not castists..

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