Published on Monday, January 9, 2012 Monday, January 09, 2012 // Delhi, Jokers, Losers, North Indians, Touts, Uneducated
I am restricting to Northies as every time I write “North Indians”, a one horn Rhino is poached in Kajiranga National Park. Hence it is the easy short-form, complimenting your rowdy existence in this planet. That said, I would have dearly loved to scribe “Nasty Northies” to start with but that is reserved for the later part of the blog.
When recently asked by a magazine to write about the socio-cultural behavior of India as a whole and different zones in particular, I argued, they are quite similar in cultural and behavioral perspective provided you take the NORTH part of our country out of it. Except the scumbags and their rotten mentality hovering up there in north, all zones are not much different from each other, I added. Please be aware, here I am excluding the Sikhs, who according to me are the finest cult but for the rest rotten baggage – ‘You guys are a stinking disgrace to India, Indians and humanity as a whole’.
I know your hybrid so called Mona Punjabi blood might be boiling by reading the first few lines and before you guys kill or get killed or even go ahead raping your own sisters out of rage, let me show you the mirror along with few tight slaps on both your cheeks and point all the nasty artifacts that majority of you Northies carry. Here at least three reasons which should make any sane individual to go on a long hibernation but not you guys because you are that rare species called uncultured and shameless Northies. Here I go….
Money Is Everything: - Wonder to which level you guys can stoop to for money? I would be the last person who would be surprised if you end up trading your own mother, sisters and other female members of your family for the same. The most important relationship for majority of you scumbags is money. The money is laced into your gene from the day you transform yourself from that one sperm to a life cell. The moment you are out of the womb, the proud father gets busy with his calculator on how much he can gain monetarily if you happen to be a male or how much he had to shed away if you happen to be a female. The mother also does her bit of calculation even if she is going through that immense pain post a caesarean delivery.
That is how ugly you guys are when it comes to money. Even your newborns are a profit/loss statement for you creatures. Hang-on before you come up with your explanation which would again be as pathetic in nature as most of your other actions are. You guys are so money starving mongrels that you even don’t hesitate to ask your daughters to formulate false propaganda against their husbands and in-laws so that a hefty amount can be bargained from the poor family in exchange of that so called mutual divorce. Even your daughters’ matrimony is a money making extravagance for you guys. You would certainly love to hear the technical term of this act – legal prostitution. My apologies to the prostitutes, who at least sell themselves and their daughters openly, unlike you crooked set of rabid entities. That said, I shouldn’t blame you guys entirely for this sickening affinity towards money. You guys were brought up like that and this phenomenon had long gone deep inside your genes. Certainly your forefathers quite deservingly should be blamed for this as when they had to migrate to India during partition as refugees; they had nothing with them other than a pair of dress and a lota. Alienated from the roots and struggling with a strong identity crisis, it was always money that they latch onto like filthy leeches. So it’s not your problem you Karim’s loving piece of shit, the problem is with your lousy family hierarchy.
Let’s get down to the easier task. Did you guys ever cared to figure out the looter in each of you? Ever (Which would be proved beyond doubt with a single glance at an average auto rickshaw driver of Delhi)? Or the traitor gene that you guys seems to possess? If not then just scavenge the history a bit and you would find your forefathers licking Mughal posteriors for personal gain and selling the motherland in exchange of treasure and asking their women to sleep with the Mughal officials. So that’s where your lineage comes from; from a colony of seasoned bootlickers and traitors. So selling your women and motherland for money is nothing new for you and certainly an attribute that you guys have mastered in since ages. You were selling your female members a thousand years ago and you are selling them now with a little sophistication.
Criminal Mentality: - One wonders what came first, Northies or criminality and criminals. To delight you a bit my dear Northies, I have already written to Oxford and requested them to change the word Criminals to ‘NORTH INDIANS’ so that the appropriate credit could be meted out for such tireless efforts of decades. To start with, could any of you vacuumed brains please answer – if there are more road accidents in Delhi per day or more rapes? Times Of India could be the biggest beneficiary of your affinity towards crime. At least three pages of TOI are reserved every day to describe all the rapes that happened in Delhi the day before. Why you guys are so filthy and stinking with your social skills? Why an average Bunty of each household is either behind bars for molesting or raping a woman and his father arranging money for the bail or seen deeply engaged in a road rage after a good bottle down? And how come you guys get so inebriated with foreign grog that you don’t mind running over sleeping daily wage laborers just like that? The joker called Sanjeev Nanda is just the testimony to bring you all India Gate roaming jokers to the realistic world.
Now keep that peg of whisky that you are presently accompanying and sharing with your father sitting beside him and enjoying a rape scene of Prem Chopra on TV; and listen to me. Have you ever wondered about the animals within your neighborhood in the form of a colony of undereducated jackasses which fill most part of Haryana? What the hell is that Khap that you guys take so proud of? Since when it has become an honorable act to kill your own children and your own siblings in the name of that nonexistent family values and honour? Or you guys are like that only who find no difference between a prostitute and your own sisters?
By the way, did you guys ever took notice on the amount of road rage you guys get entangled into at the drop of a hat and that filthy notion of you being the rascals of the world and there is no bigger scoundrel in the planet walking to question your gross lack of respect for the law and the rules of the land? Manu Sharma? Isn’t he a perfect role model whom you guys have adored for long? Believe me guys, you are the worst kind of useless entities one can aspire to have in his/her country and yet be baffled to see the nonsensical tantrums thrown by you guys every now and then as if you have got more balls than the entire Reynolds factory got.
A sincere request; Just get to the platform of intellectualism and constructive endeavor with us and you would realize how filthy leeches you guys are and how far you lack when it comes to the contributions for nation building. You guys are a big blot on our country and a heap of waste full with parasites. That said, there is at least one sphere where you guys can beat the rest of India hands down. I am sorry but I have no shame in admitting that we value women and their respect and hence we can’t compete with you guys in the number of rapes you commit against a holy and pious species. Sorry we just can’t compete with you on this regard as we are light-year behind in accomplishing such spectacles.
P.S – Delhi has already overtaken Nairobi as one of the most unsafe cities of the world and at that rate it is in the verge of toppling Bogota from the top. You guys must be proud of these achievements which is a resultant of persistent violation of your own women. Great Job!!
The Language:- Let me ask a very simple question if you can read and understand English. Do you guys know what a civilized talk is and how civilize people with even 1% civic sense talk and communicate? If so then I would be grossly disappointed if half of you haven’t yet jumped off a cliff or shut yourself; entirely because of your filthy oration skills. If not yet then just sit and ponder, keeping aside that porn CD you had bought from Palika Bazar to share with your family members. When you guys would leave insulting your sisters in every sentence you speak? This unique uncivilized phenomenon of you scumbags bewilders me to an extent which I can’t just explain. Do you guys really have to start a sentence insulting your sisters and end up disgracing your mother’s integrity and pride?
Don’t believe me? Then just leave that undeserving metro and travel in a so called women molesting heaven (again thanks to your gene which is laced with disrespecting the female species) called DTC. Just glance at the uneducated and hawk looking conductor and his language towards one and all. He is a bloody public servant as per his designation. Isn’t he? That said then; is that idiot sitting at the back of the bus is an exception or I am being from a civilized zone of India just failed to recognize the notion of your side of the planet where descent oration doesn’t goes much beyond Maa and Behen gaalis? Sorry, if I have missed the genetically modified rotten biological system of you guys where the respect to your female family members is limited to them being used for ornamenting your slang generating factories.
In nutshell, a great shame on you guys for not yet realizing what a civilized talk is all about and how civilize people behave in their daily lives. That said, I know I am expecting too much; much more than expecting Pakistan to have a stable democracy one day; to see you guys behaving rationally at least once in your life.
Wake up guys before the rest of India goes on a signature campaign to alienate you filthy creatures and urge the powers that be to chop you out of our demography so that we don’t become an international shame just because of a handful of uncultured, uncivilized, rowdy and manner-less colony of rabid mongrels called the North Indians. There you go, another one horn Rhino poached in Kajiranga.