The Loathsome Characters Of This Election Season
Whenever there is an election, irrespective of the country,
it brings about a lot of loathsome characters to the fore. While the
politicians remain busy with their campaign (read spewing venom against their
opponents) their sidekicks routinely pollute every platform available,
including but not limited to the television studios. In a race for delivering
the filthiest spectacle, these sidekicks at times even outrun their masters in
the act. Resultant is a murky looking scenario where everyone involved looks a
bigger and better moron than the other. So this Indian election season falls
into no exception with as many lout politicians and their over enthusiast
sidekicks making a mess of everything. Below goes the compilation of few
jokers, whom I love to address as a bunch of loathsome characters.
Sanjay Jha :- No adjective in the world can describe the
kind of phenomenon he is. He pretends to be a spokesperson of the Congress
party but in reality is a grade 5 doormat of the Gandhi family. I once jokingly
referred – If the sun rises from Nehru’s posterior in Ramchandra Guha’s world,
it rises from Rahul Gandhi’s posterior in Sanjay Jha’s world. Such a sycophant
he is. Other than being a constant irritant on prime time TV, he tweets his garbage
on hourly basis to showcase, none can beat him in the act of sycophancy in the
entire Congress stable. Ask him anything, from his date of birth to the economy
of Honduras, he will start praising Rahul Gandhi or malign few Hindus by
popping up the 2002 Gujarat riots. Like a shameless bigot he regularly appears
on Arnav Goswami’s shows and keeps on blabbering till Arnav himself takes the opportunity to literary rape him on national television. But that doesn’t stop
this joker from coming on TV or at least try speaking sensibly for straight 30
seconds in one stretch. Such is his tremendous caliber. But I can’t blame him
entirely since one is expected to lose his mental semantics if he is asked, not
only to defend Rahul Gandhi’s bloopers but also to praise him. Sorry Sanjay but
the call of the hour is an immediate appointment with a veterinary doctor to
fix all the ailments ASAP.
Azam Khan :- Again words would fail miserably to describe
this moron. Even terming him a moron would be a gross insult to other certified
morons. Surprising even the voters who are tolerating this selfsame for so many
years. He not only is a serial offender against everything that is categorized as
sanity but also is causality to our democracy. But ask the sidekicks of the
Samajwadi Party; they will assure you that this scumbag could easily be the
best statesman India has ever seen. From employing the entire state’s machinery
to search for his missing buffalos to skirting the issue of majority-minority
for every damn thing, this scoundrel is all over the place at all the wrong
occasions. While it may bewilder many on how such a rogue could survive in
politics for so long, he is a dear asset to the entire Samajwadi Party; Mulayam
Singh and down. His classic spectacle of declaring how it is the Muslims who
won the Kargil for India, defined a new low in appeasement politics in our
country. But the clown has decided to remain adamant, even after the election commission
pulled down his Dhoti in public. He is second one straight in the list who must
meet the veterinary doctor of his buffalos to get treatment for his fractured
brain.
Imran Masood :- Krantikari, Bahut Krantikari. That
said this lout is certainly a big danger to humanity, let alone our democracy.
Sooner we deport this rogue to a place of his choice like Pakistan, we as a
nation would do a great service to ourselves. While other jackasses could be
passed off having bad mouth, this man seems to have a very bad intent. He dares
Narendra Modi to come to his constituency because if Modi does, this brave
heart would do a “Boti, Boti” of him because Muslims in UP are far more in
numbers than what they are in Gujarat. Krantikari, Bahut Krantikari, I must
say. But the irony is none of the Muslims has yet asked this moron, what he
meant by his filthy utterances and why he is harming the reputation of an
entire community if he can’t do any good. Rightly so, this rogue was packed
behind bars but the sorry part is, the rabies infected rabid mongrel got the
bail within no time. Courts should have taken cognizance of his evil intent and should have allowed this rascal some leisure time on public money and jail menu. Pity
this third grade animal, that appears like a human is let lose to impart his
poison on the voters of his constituents.
Mulayam Singh Yadav :- We are discussing this joker not because
he is a great leader but because he thinks he is. An absolute shame on our
political class. Or hang-on, may be on the entire human race. His primary job
now is to day dream. And whenever he finds time from his day dreaming he
smartly wears a Dhoti and insults all female members of his own family,
starting with his mother. Now let’s start with his day dreaming part. Off late
he has made this one of his most favorite habit – announce in regular intervals
how the next government would be formed by the third front and how he can
become the PM of this nation. While at it he salivates profusely with the
prospect of getting an opportunity to loot the nation, much like how Prem
Chopra reacts after seeing a beautiful woman in the movies. But little did he know
that the nation won’t accept him as its PM even if he happens to be the last
man alive on the planet. Such repugnant and rotten a person he is, both morally
and ethically. And coming to his astounding ability to shame his own mother –
he finds the rapists of this country as bunch of mischievous boys and a
gruesome act of gang rape is a mere mistake. I am sure his mother would be cursing
herself for giving birth to such a clandestine prick. And like his scumbag lieutenant
Azam Khan, this moron also sees only Muslims those fought for India in Kargil. Want
to call him an asshole? Then wait – even the asshole has some utility and a very
important utility at that.
Giriraj Singh :- He is an idiot and please make no mistakes
about it. Someone even whom his own wife may not be knowing few days back has now become a hot talking point in media all of a sudden. And all this thanks to his
international standard stupidity. I never knew Modi has absolute nutcases
solely surviving on smuggled crack and cocaine in his team. I am a great
supporter of Modi and BJP but can’t condone the filthy utterances of this moron
for once even. Every leader has his set of distractors. Few of them genuine
while few others may be fabricated. Most of Modi’s distractors could easily
belong to the later type but that doesn’t anyway calls for scumbags to throw
open their stinking mindset. Asking Modi distractors to leave India and go to
Pakistan only exposes the shit ridden psyche of this Giriraj chap. Though he
thought he is doing a great service to Narendra Modi and BJP in reality he was
hampering the prospects by his bile. Rightly so, he was rapped hard on his
knuckles by none other than NaMo himself. To say the least, the joker needed
session on a raw fact that differentiates BJP from Congress – that there is no
place for sycophancy in BJP. Rogues can get away with murders and conferred with pats and
Padma awards because they praise Chinese Gandhis regularly but that
certainly is not the norm in BJP. For once I will be happy if this rogue of BJP
is thrown behind bars for some time.
Ami Yagnik – Now I know why Congress is getting decimated in
Gujarat to oblivion. Once you employ such clueless idiots as your spokesperson
of the state, the only way you will head is to the gutter. And that is what is
happening with Congress. Now this self-nemesis is spreading her wings beyond
Gujarat and seen regularly polluting national media during prime time. She is a
perfect lady avatar of Sanjay Jha. For her the Gandhi family is all that
matters. And to match her persona of a perfect sycophant she is blessed with an
envious repository of baseless arguments. For everything she has this
capability of dragging Modi to it; doesn’t matter if it is making any sense or
sounding like the reply of Krishnamacari Srikanth. I am not too ‘look’ oriented
but for once I can tolerate Priyanka Chaturvedis of the world though she is
equally a Grad-A moron but not his sorry piece of soul. Along with being a
noise polluter like an average Congress spokesperson, this lady is a big time
sight polluter as well. I am not sure what Rahul Gandhi saw in her to employ her as a
spokesperson but if she happens to be the best that Rahul Gandhi can lay his
hands then I pity the Shezada, Congress party and Ami Yagnik in one go.
Vinod Mehta & Arti Jayrath :- I clubbed these two
notorious entities in one line because I find quite a handful of similarities
between them. And the most notable among many is – they both are paid doormats
of Congress party. For the namesake they call themselves as journalists but
actually they are pimping for the dynasty since they days I got to know of this
Congress party. Like any Congress stooge these two loathsome characters find
the fault line in BJP and Narendra Modi for everything. If one marks then it will be evident
how these two morons would jump in to defend Congress even before the Congress
spokespersons could get a chance to react. Little told about the on screen
drinking habit of Vinod Mehta is better for all of us. Half of the time he is
down with a good peg or two and blabbering to glory, in the process defying all
ethics of journalism. Ditto goes with Arti Jayrath though I have never seen her
drunk. Classic from these two came when Sazia Ilmi advocated a new flavor of
secularism. From nowhere the duo got busy slandering the entire BJP when the
discussion was about Sazia and her loud mouthed oration. No wonder why half of
UPA cabinet was present on Vinod Mehta’s autobiography release.
Arvind Kejriwal :- He is an Aam Aadmi and uska koi auqat
nehin hai. Popularly known as the bhagoda of Indian politics. Modi showcases
the politics of development while Rahul Baba showcases the politics of
cluelessness and Arvind, ladies and gentlemen showcases the politics of ‘Bhagaoism’.
And the philosophy is very simple – everyone attached to him shirks of his/her
responsibilities and runs away from the scene. Got an absolute golden
opportunity to show his mantel but ended up with some grand scale
self-screwing. A major part of his 49 days dram went in some unnecessary ‘Harishchandragiri’
and almost the remaining days in Drama and Dharnas. When done with making a
mess of Delhi, the Bhagoda king went national and decided to fight against Modi
from Varanasi. I am not sure what he will achieve on May 16th but
for sure he will get far less seats than the number of slaps he has been greeted with
till now. And whenever there is a shortage of money he either gets himself
slapped or one of his cronies get inked for the donations to pour in.
Priyanka Gandhi :- Another “Mera Baap, Meri Daadi” exponent.
And by the way she turns one Chinese Gandhi only during election or else she
remains a certain Priyanka Vadra. Jeans and T-Shirts are replaced
with neatly tucked Saree. Then the global sister of all Congress stooges goes
about her business of blabbering nonsense in Amethi and Rai-Bareli. Like her
astounding clueless brother she keeps on repeating the same emotional lines
about her Baap and Daadi but explains nothing about the mega loots that
Congress party accomplished. Hang-on, she also defends her husband Robber Vadra
quite violently when the need arises. She tells how she is pained by the
repeated attack of the opposition on her family but never asks her husband to
return all the ill earned money back for the pain to subside. She talks about
the pain that her family endures because of personal attacks but never stops
herself, her brother and her mother from delivering below the belt statements against
Narendra Modi. A classic case of emotional convenience resulting in pathetic
outcome. But I am afraid all her efforts to play the “Baap, Daadi” card will
fall flat in Amethi at least where the Shezada going to lose very badly.
Ha ha.. If you extend the list, the other prospects are Prakash Karat, Diggy, Kapil Sibal & of course the new TV noise some Kesarvaani of Congress...
ReplyDeleteI find the duo of Arti j and VinodM the most irritating presence. The politicians are programmed to talk ill about their opponents- blabbering or being more n more hateful and voters have option to not choose them. But the cloak of pseudo-neutraliry worn by these two so-called journos need to be ripped n thrown away and they need to be exposed for what they actually are. Btw both of them are also AAP apologists
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention that Hindustan Times guy...he can find a piece to praise chinese gandhi's even in a scam of 2g size..
ReplyDeleteWith his smirking expression and ever-ready barrage of condescending remarks, Sanjay Jha is definitely the bane of the English channel news debates.
ReplyDeleteActually, even when he's not around those debates are nothing special. I wish they would:
a) Stop inviting spokespeople (especially the irritating ones) unless it's a policy-specific discussion and they need clarification on the party's standpoint
b) Get more neutral political analysts on the panel, or if they are biased at least they should not be sycophants and be willing to criticize the party (Swapan Dasgupta-yes, Arti Jayrath-no)
c) Drastically reduce the amount of time the anchor talks (viewers are not fools and we do not need a summary of every panelist's comment after they finish speaking)
Add Surjewala to the list. Vinod is better than Arti becase he accpets his inclination to Congress, Aarti is conpletely Congress but claims to be a "fair" journalist, furthermore on all these debates its like 1 BJP person defending 5 others (including Arnab).. may be like NAMO against most other parties (but the voters are your side ..BJP and NAMO :-)
ReplyDeleteAdd Diggvijay and Abhishek Sanghvi to the list too. By the way, Congress seems to have quite a few oldies who can appear as models for the 'purple pill'. Be it ND Tiwari, Abhishek Sanghvi and now Diggvijay.. They all have a thing for much younger married women.
ReplyDeletewhat about Togadia..you can add his name too...a complete moron..
ReplyDeleteThe list is incomplete withour Akhilesh Yadav
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What about Randeep Srjewala?
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