Loathsome Characters Of 2015
Here is the first post of the year 2016 and what better way
to start the year than the customary post of BC where efforts are put in to
list the loathsome characters of the year? This regular feature is little
delayed and spilt over to the next year but still it is worth it. Like every
year this year also hosts an array of individuals who performed beyond
expectations in loathsomeness to make it to the list of BC. After a gap of three
years it is again that a Bollywood star crashed in with vengeance and made his
presence felt in this list of astounding achievers. From politicians to
journalists; from sidekicks to average you and me, all have their share of
presence this year and I can safely vouch, the list this can’t be any more
secular than what it is this year. So without wasting further time we are
jumping in to explore these individuals/groups and their achievements. Please
be noted that the list is in ascending order – least loathsome to the most.
Siddaramaiah:
The tragedy called Siddaramaiah visited the state of
Karnataka in 2013 and ever since it is a downhill for the state in every
parameter. By the way, it is for the second time that this gentleman made it to
the list. The first time this disaster appeared in BC’s list was in 2013, the
very year he let himself lose on the state and its people. From the day he appeared on the
horizons of the state he made no stones unturned to appease the Muslims in expense
of state interest. But Siddaramaiah is a class act. He simply can’t tolerate
coherence in governance, if ever governance was his forte. One of his many
brilliant ideas was to have a Muslim only hospital. Though the best of pseudo
secularists never tried to accomplish anything as dubious as this, Siddaramaiah
scaled that barrier with ease. And what was the explanation given for this
first-of-its-kind-in-the-world hospital – Ohh.. yes, Muslim women don’t like to be
treated by Hindu doctors for religious reasons. If not for this jerk I would
have thought, medication and nursing has got nothing to do with anything except
humanity. Doctors are touted to be God’s incarnation and thanks to this lout we
got to know which God of which religion. Hindu doctors who are incarnation of
Hindu God can’t treat the Muslims since they need the doctor of their kind who
is incarnation of their God. The same man who makes an Alok Nath type
appearance by the sheer mention of deplorable health measures in Dakshin
Kannada has got all the money, even to the tune of 400 crores to come up with a
crackpot idea. His ideas to even further consolidate his secularist avatar came
when he announced in no uncertain terms that Tipu Sultan is the greatest
patriot he has ever known. If my sources aren’t wrong, Siddaramaiah is one
person who knows nothing about Karnataka history, let alone anything specific
patriotic wroth of Tipu. But then he is a loathsome character. So to conjure up
imaginary absurdities that suffice his vested political agendas come flowing to
his otherwise vacuum brain quite naturally.
Tejashwi Yadav:
This character is not necessarily loathsome but more of
clownish type. But nonetheless, worth an entrant to the list. I heard of a man
in Japan who had worked in 20 different types of domains. I think Tejashwi
Yadav falls very close to that Japanese man. I mean, this guy had put on more
hats than most of us possibly know. To begin with, he failed in class 8th
and the marks were so severe that he judiciously let go education out of his
life. Then he roamed around the streets of Patna doing all kinds of Mafiosi
possible – notable among them is the forceful exodus of many brand new cars from showrooms during his sister’s marriage or that odd demand and subsequent
manhandling of railway officials that the Rajdhani express must come on
platform No-1 since he is relaxing in the upper class waiting room in that platform. His hooliganism during those days
could fill an entire book so keeping ourselves restricted to only two examples
would be best for the course of this blog post. Out of sheer frustration of his
prolonged street thuggery, the genius in Tejashwi decided to try his hands in
something more sober. There you go, he becomes a cricketer. He became so
prominent a cricketer that he even got into an IPL team. Pity the owners of the
IPL team that had to BUY Tejashwi Yadav, the cricketer, by paying money. That
is like driving through some back breaking roads and at the end having to pay
the toll. But hang-on, these are not the reasons why TY made it to the list for
the first time. It is because of his latest hat that he wore. Any sane person
with slightest of morality left would weigh oneself against the honour given to
him. Last time it was Barack Obama who shamelessly received the Nobel Peace and
now it is the turn of TY to adore the deputy CM’s post of Bihar. To be honest,
Barack Obama was little ashamed while receiving the award but TY was
shamelessness personified. He not only became the deputy CM but also fumbled
twice while taking his oath. He fumbled not because it was his first but
because he simply couldn’t read the texts on the paper. And didn’t this great
achiever replaced a doer called Sushil Modi in that post? Extremely beneficial
decision of the Bihar voters it seems.
Nitish Kumar & Lalu Yadav:
Fear of losing power makes you mad and it is proven beyond
doubt by Nitish Kumar and Lalu yadav. Lalu Yadav was already mad after being
out of power for ten years and Nitish Kumar showed every symptom of losing his
mental balance after 2014 general elections. And rest is history when two mad
people hungry for power meet each other. When two desperate souls and
historical staunch enemies agree to shake hands the first thing that flies out
of the ambit is ethics. And that is precisely what happened. I for once thought,
I may one day affectionately hug Sahid Afridi and plant a kiss on his cheeks
but not Lalu and Nitish doing the same. But look what transpired – though I am
far from hugging Sahid Afridi, Lalu and Nitish went ahead and kissed each other
on the cheeks in public and somewhere else in private. The once two who roam
around with knives to cut each other’s throat at the slightest opportunity
unanimously decided to let go the rivalry for the time being since it is an existential
crisis. Desperate situation calls for desperate measures and what better a desperate
measure can be than to have Nitish – Lalu on a single dais and showering praise
for each other? Someone praising a convicted criminal like Lalu makes one
wonder; if Nitish actually has lost his marbles in lust for power. The once
vibrant CM was seen wagging his tails behind Lalu just to remain there in
power. It seems “Licking your own spit” now have a serious competition. But I
am not surprised with Lalu. He is a loathsome character by birth. Anything and
everything is expected from a criminal and Lalu has proved it time and again. What
surprised me is the manner Naitish Kumar agreed to play second fiddle to a
criminal so that his seat of CM is saved; even if that means to allow a
clueless faggot like Tejashwi Yadav as his deputy and an equally clueless Tej
Pratap as his health minister. If news is true, Lalu even is contemplating
sending Misha Bharti and Rabri Devi to Rajya Sabha. That apart, I am told there
are close to 550 murders in Bihar in last two months alone. Good strike rate, I
must admit. By the way, this is for the first time that we have a father
following his son immediately in the loathsome list of BC.
Nikhil Wagle:
Do you know who this guy is? No? Don’t be disappointed a
bit, he isn’t worth knowing for anything except may be that he is a loathsome
character that can fit in to any loathsome list ever prepared. If any person in
the world who can fill the void of Rajdeep Sardesai, Barkha Dutt and Nidhi Razdan
single handed it has to be Wagle Bhau. In one word – He is a genius; genius in
having the lightning speed to kneel down and lick few posteriors for personal
gain. Well, that is what his career that started in 1977 shows. As for his
accomplishments, he never could manage to stay in a particular job for too
long. Either he walked away or got kicked out like how he was treated at IBN
Lokmat in 2014. That is perhaps why he likes Kejriwal no ends. Like Kejriwal,
NW never believes in finishing any work. Jumping from one point to another like
a monkey suits him best like his mentor. His love for Kejriwal doubled up after
his wife Meena Karnik became the media convenor of AAP. Like Ashutosh, this
fraud of a person officially propagated AAP agenda on TV till the point he was
kicked out. Conjuring up to his genetically disordered mentality of hate
towards anything good for the nation, this rapscallion routinely vomits his
bile against Modi and his supporters. He is very much similar to Sanjay Jha,
except may be, he isn’t part of a political outfit yet. His loathsomeness got
the desired prominence this year when he openly seem to suggest that most
people don’t like Modi to be there as PM. For a moron like NW a thumping
victory in the general election is no reflection of the popularity of a person
but his own figment of imagination is. No wonder why Shivsena chaps once caught
this doormat and blackened his face in public for blabbering against Balasaheb
without any proof or reason. Nikhil Wagle is a historical offender and his
offences were/are always aimed at ass licking of Congress louts earlier and AAP
louts of late.
Aamir Khan:
Aamir Khan appeared sane till now. To be honest, he is the
one person whom I thought would never make to my list. But life is full of
surprises. He not only made it to my list but made a grand entry by pushing few
known loathsome characters below him. That is quite an achievement. The last time
this happened was when Gurunath Mayappan and Raj Kundra made it in 2014 list. And
by the way, I never thought there could be any kind of comparison between
Gurunath Mayappan, Raj Kundra and Aamir Khan. But then, life is full of
surprises. I remember writing a letter to Aamir Khan and the production house
of Satyameva Jayate to come up with a story highlighting the plight of an
average Muslim woman in India. But I never got any reply from the crusader in
Mr. Khan. He simply chickened out in reality but kept on blabbering on TV every
Sunday as if he is the only one who cares for India while rest all of us are,
pardon my French, Chutiya of highest breed. The same Khan who wet his pants by
the sheer mention of Muslim antipathy towards women was very vocal in
condemning Hindu religion. PK is one such classic example. He photographs himself
with noted terrorists from LeT and Jaish while visiting a pious place like
Mecca but comes around lecturing all of us about morality, ethics and
hold on, even how intolerant we have turned into. Thanks to his second wife,
this lout of a human even told us how thoughts of leaving India for the safety
of their children come visiting their bedrooms at regular interval. Such a
nightmarish place this India is that even the thought of staying here gives wet
nights to his bespectacled wife. And the left liberal frauds jump in batches to
defend this moron as if we aren’t aware what our country is. One Dadri made
India intolerant but the jerk never thought to explain how his own community
fights among itself throughout the world on daily basis. Perhaps, a pig loves a
pile of shit. Seldom will it appreciate the fragrance of rose. Hang-on, I am
not comparing Aamir Khan with Pigs at all; after all pigs are still useful.
Yakub Memon’s Lovers:
These are a bunch here, in fact a bunch with crooks from
various areas. Half of our left liberal frauds brigade was weeping for weeks to
save Yakub Memon from the gallows. They wept for days and nights in seeing
another innocent, who was instrumental in killing hundreds in Mumbai, was
finally getting punished. They also wept for Afzal Guru as well. Their single
point proof for YM was – no Muslim can be a culprit in India. Muslims are the
last peace loving creatures in the country and being an endangered lot we must
protect them with our skulduggery and cover all their sins. Special mention
must be there for the Rudali-In-Demand like Barkha Dutt and Nidhi Razdan for
weeping digitally to save their beloved YM. They even cooked up stories to run
documentaries to show, how as a nation we have back-stabbed YM. And these are
the same Rudalis who rush to Islamabad to get sound bites from Parvez Mussarauf
and air his interviews uncut so that we can hear all his absurd profanes
against India. They simply love anyone, especially a Pakistani, degenerating
India. Those filthy outbursts were music to them. In the same vein these anti
national freeloaders love anyone who could harm India by any means. Yakub
Memon and people like him naturally became their darling. Someone planting
bombs to blow up our cities always made them excited. The idea of seeing a
disintegrating India always gave them wet dreams. So when YM was denied his
last reprieve, the gang of thugs had a combined orgasm. The orgasm was so
potent that a bunch from the louts landed up at the doors of our CJI and
started knocking his doors. Single motto was to save a dearest terrorist who
could manage to kill hundreds of innocent Indians. YM was an asset for these rogues.
They simply couldn’t sleep in their Paijams that night because they found an anti-national
like them is getting punished. How dare the judiciary can hang someone who not
only is an anti-national but also a Muslim? That is why few among them also
found our Judiciary as culprit since it never gave YM time to defend himself. A
free loader and disgrace to this nation called Indira Jaisingh is one among
those who carried these views and shameless enough to speak it in as many
words. Lest we forget the great ‘Get-A-Kick-Per-Month-In-The-Ass’ Prashant
Bhusan in whole of this.
Rahul Gandhi:
Yes, one of the superstars of this list year after year. Such
is the brilliance of this man that he makes it to the list every year with
ease. This year in history would be known as the year where a new kind of leave
is introduced to the general public – that is, the Rahul Gandhi leave. This
leave for laymen is something where you are allowed to avail a fully paid trip
to places that nobody knows. You spend months there doing whatever you want,
including exotic Thai massage and comeback and still be hailed as a leader par
excellence and get a plump promotion. But it is not the leave that helped this
man crack the list this year. It is the manner he shamed the position of a
responsible opposition leader that did the cut. For the first time may be we saw someone instigating his party men to stall the parliament so that his
and his mother’s skin could be saved in day light robberies like the National
Herald case. Even the directions of our courts hold no value for the retard as
he finds political vendetta in court orders. Political vendetta in opposition
public loot? For the sheer benefit of being born to a notorious family entitles this
man to stay above the law or so he thinks. An entire winter session was washed
out because this man thought himself to be someone whom no one can question;
not even for his loot. At least thrice he was seen rushing to the well to prove
how big a waste he is. Ditto could be said about his mother. Again for the first
time we saw the president of a primary political party rushing to the well of
the house and disrupting the parliament. This has never happened in the history
of democratic India. Rahul Gandhi in specific seems to have lost
whatever minimal he had in terms of sensibility. Keeping aside his routine
farce in meeting farmers and Dalits he pretty much remained outside India and
vacationing whenever country was in crisis. He ended the year in the same note.
When the nation was braving the Pathankot terror attack, this genius was busy
celebrating his new year in Europe. Important bills like GST and Juvenile act
were lying unattended while this uncouth of a person was busy disrupting the
parliament with his cronies. Nation can go to hell – well that’s what this
notorious family always stood for.
Arvind Kejriwal:
Poor man. With all his efforts and brilliance he still scaled down two
places in the list. True to his qualities of accusing and running away
politics, AK crossed many milestones this year. Most prominent of them is his
accusation against Arun Jaitley in DDCA scams. In last five-six years of his
existence in Indian politics, AK and his cohorts have mastered the art of
accusing everyone on this planet. They are doing it for last half a decade
without furnishing any proof of their claims. Not for a single accusation AK
has submitted any proof. Due to this pathetic and charlatan activity of his, he
went to jail for three days when Nitin Gadkari filed a defamation case. The
corruption crusader in AK went begging to Gadkari’s house and submitted an
unconditional written apology to get himself off the hook. Anyone having slightest
of shame would have stopped repeating such mischiefs ever again but AK is a
lout par excellence. He being the CM of a municipality thinks himself big
enough to override both the Junior Clerk in his office and as well as the PM and may be everything in between, including our judiciary, Judges, Governors of this
country. That is perhaps why he formed a Lokpal that even is allowed to investigate
central government matters. Extremely laughable suddenly appears such an
understatement. Coming back to AK’s ‘Rent
a baseless agitation’ philosophy – Remember this lout and his accusations
against Shiela Dixit? As soon as the Delhi elections were over, this filthy
creature simply disappeared with his claims. Second job of prominence of this
man is his odd-even formula to counter the pollution in a city like Delhi. Though
the idea to curb pollution is commendable, does a funny rule like odd-even the
answer to it? I guess no because after ten days of this rule Delhi’s air is as
filthy as its constituents. More off, asking an illiterate Hariyanvi to figure
out if his vehicle is having an odd number or even is quite a torture in
itself. Running out of ideas, now the AAPTards are terming the legislation a
success since there is considerable decrease in traffic during peak time. True
but is the rule enforced to curb pollution or traffic? This explanation in
defence of this wretched guideline explains the mind-set of the AAPTards. And
that is the mind-set of shifting the goalpost. This is what AK and his team are doing for quite some time. Hop from one thing to other without bringing
anything to closure and whatever time that is left after this random hopping,
spend them in giving review reports of latest released movies. Quite a
government the Municipality of Delhi is having where governance is least of the
priorities for the ruling party and its CM.
Mani Shankar Aiyar:
He is an uncouth and uncivilized person since the days he
came into public scrutiny. That is the day he kneeled down and licked clean
Rajiv Gandhi’s toes for the first time. But strangely enough, this rabid of a
human never featured in BC’s list of loathsome characters. He never featured because;
he in all probability gate-crashed every level of loathsomeness and catapulted
himself beyond this list. But not this year since he did something so clandestine
that it calls for public humiliation of this leech of a character. While on a
trip to his favourite country called Pakistan, fully sponsored by the
terrorists and anti-India elements, this jackal did the unthinkable. I mean,
you can have differences with anyone and can even deliver statements like – “Modi
can never be the PM, at best can be a Chai wala at ICC meets”, even though it
is deplorable of lowest order but to beg for help from the terrorists in a
hostile country to destabilize your own government is something else. “Aap Modi ko
hataiye aur Hame layie, tabhi jake India-Pakistan ke beech kuch ho shakta hai” –
this moron said to a gathering. If I don’t call this jerk a traitor, I would be
doing a great disservice to the nation in general and the word in particular.
MSA are the type of scoundrels who even would want India to disintegrate, if
that satisfies their sycophancy. MSA type bastards are the reason why a great
and brave nation like ours could be ruled by outsiders for thousands of years.
But Congress as a party is never short of such anti-nationals. In fact their
ranks are full with people who will sell their motherland to the highest
bidder. It is nothing new with Congress. Though 2/3rd of the
Congressi would be sharing the same mentality as that of MSA, none till yet
stooped low enough to let it know, that too in an enemy nation, in as many
words. But that is MSA for you – as I said, uncouth, uncivilized and a bastard
par excellence. Hanging this rabies infected mongrel on the nearest light post
against sedition charges would be an apt punishment for this traitor.
You:
Special Mention - Girish Karnad. This genius missed the list but people should no way undermine his loathsomeness this year. In want of space only or else Karnard is a lout who is a perpetual member of the school of loathsomeness.
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